Telegram for Phineas Boch (Anyone know who he is???)
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Started on 2005-04-21
Telegram for Phineas Boch (Anyone know who he is???)
From: gallant_rogue (gallant_rogue@yahoo.com) |
Date: 2005-04-21 00:25:00 UTC
Does anyone know a "Phineas Boch" ?
I've received the following telegram by mistake and I'm trying to
forward to him:
April 12, 2005
Master Boch
The spirits have shown me your future, and in it I have seen a
beautiful Gypsy woman entering your life very soon. It is I,
Natascha! I, Madam Natascha, famed oracle, trusted confidant to the
Spirit World, will soon be joining your entourage. I am enroute to
you now from my native Romania (or was it Czechoslovakia?).
In any event, I should be arriving in a very few days. I apologize
for such short notice, but I trust you will accommodate. I had to
hasten my arrangements. It seems the local authorities suspect I
played a role in the recent death of my husband. It is true that I
predicted his demise; a ghastly poisoning, but I only relay what the
spirits show me. Mad? I curse the fools!
I miss dear sweet Alfredo. He was my seventh husband. Yes some
well... perhaps all of my husbands passed under mysterious
circumstances but why do they always assume it was by my hand? I am
being driven from my native land because they fear I will stake my
royal claim! My Mother, Madam Zelda was also a great oracle. The
fools confused her great talent for madness as well! She was a wise
and powerful Gypsy who traveled all the World, providing guidance to
the royal houses of Europe. She would not reveal the identity of my
Father to me, that secret was buried with her, but she told me once
that he was a son of the Czar himself. And this is why the
aristocracy unfairly accuses me now, persecute me! To keep me
silent!
Until we meet
Madam Natascha